What the fuck is a Swearball?
Have you ever wanted to hurl obscenities at someone? That lazy jerk at the office perhaps? The room mate who won't do their god damn dishes? Your grandma who won't stop asking you when you are gonna have kids? Well, finally someone (us) have come along to deliver just that.
How does this ball solve all my problems?
You squeeze that ball and whisper your deepest darkest insult and throw it at the recipient... Swearball does the rest.
Should I really throw a ball full of swears at people?
What's up with that F-Bomb?
It's the most state of the art Swearball on the market. If you are into brevity then this is your fucking ball my friend. 12 fucks delivered in random order. This ball is really all about the efficient delivery of a fuck. Grab, throw, your fuck is now delivered.
Is the Magic S Ball really magic?
Yeah dummy, it's totally magic.
No really, what's up with Magic S ball?
You ask that shit some deep existential questions and it will answer you truthfully. Now weather you take a talking balls advice is up to you.
Are more balls coming?
We always have out mind on our balls. You can expect more balls in the future. We want to hear from you if you have some wonderful or weird idea for a new ball.
Are your balls kid friendly?
Well we recommend letting kids start out on the Swearball. This ball comes unrecorded so kids can record their own kid versions of swears. Some examples of these are... fiddlesticks, poop, booger and of course douche canoe.
Can Swearball also say nice things?
Yeah, but why would you want to throw nice things at someone?
What's the dirtiest swear ever recorded in a Swearball?
We are still looking for the dirtiest... maybe yours will be? We did loan the Swearball to a pack of sailors and it seemed to hold up ok.